jordanwyn:

quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

How is something called “American Ninja Warrior” not available to view in Japan I need this fellow tiny beast in my liiiiiife.

1. “American Ninja Warrior” is an American remake of the Japanese show Sasuke, and the winners of the show end up on the seasonal specials of Sasuke on Japanese tv.

2. For fucks sake, Japanese women have qualified for Sasuke and have competed on the seasonal specials before, so Kacy Catanzaro would be the first AMERICAN woman to qualify.

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Tags: sasuke

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

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Tags: OMG

ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

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WHAT RHINOS SOUND LIKE

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amymebberson:

silvaniart:

THE NEW PHONEBOOKS ARE… waitaminute…. MY NEW HOW-TO-DRAW DINOSAURS BOOK IS HERE!

I just got back into town and an advance copy of my book, Draw-A-Saurus was waiting for me. This was a big thrill to see something that has taken up so much of the last two years of my life finally in print. And the best part is they spelled my name right.

This is a book that I hope will appeal to everyone. It breaks down dinosaurs to their simplest form and lets the artist build up their own creatures from the ground up.

The rest of you will be able to get your hands on this puppy on September 9th. You can order it from Amazon or any of your other favorite online and brick & mortar stores. 

Amazon

Barnes & Noble

Indie Bound

Google Books

iBooks

I’ve watched James sweat blood to make this book and I could not be prouder that it’s finally here for the world to share. He’s created a pretty substantial book full of awesome simple guides to create your OWN dinosaur art, not just copying pre-made poses like every other how-to-draw books!
Not only real dinosaurs that existed, but how to stretch your imagination and come up with NEW dinosaurs!

So if you love Dinos or have a little Dino-lover in your life, please consider pre-ordering this.

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